No, I haven’t had sex with J. — and, really, when I do, it’s not as though I’m going to broadcast it within hours or anything. But I did finally get a new phone… since my BlackBerry was stolen in August, I’ve been making do with a phone I bought in 2004 (I knew there was a time when being a pack rat would come in handy…). And the best part isn’t the shape (I love unusual dimensions) or the fact that I can watch TV (hello, Gossip Girl!) on my phone or listen to music through its MP3 player. No, the thing adore the most is that it’s purple. Hey — no one ever said I was serious about everything.