old (2008), Uncategorized

conversation with the sassy blonde

Me: So when The Tan Man rubbed oil on me…

TSB: Uh, wait a minute… when he did what?!?

Me: I didn’t tell you?

TSB: Tell me what?!?!

Me: Well, the flies started biting at the beach.

TSB: And what does that have to do with rubbing oil on you?

Me: It was Skin So Soft oil.

TSB: Oh boy, he definitely likes you.

Me: Don’t guys who are just friends do stuff like that?

TSB: Uh, no. Do *I* need to whomp you upside the head?

Me: Maybe.

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