old (2008), Uncategorized


Uncle Eddie: So who’s this crush you keep mentioning?

Me: It’s not completely obvious by my silly behavior?

UE: Oh, just tell me.

Me: I’d like it more if you guessed.

UE: Is he over 50, quite tan, and in remarkable shape for his age?

Me: See, I knew it was obvious. What should I do?

UE: Lay a big kiss on him at the cruise tomorrow night.

Me: Uh, not gonna happen.

UE: He might be shy. Or afraid of the age difference. Do something.

Me: You mean sitting around wondering if he likes me isn’t going to send telepathic messages his way that will magically move him to fall madly in love with me?

UH: Uh, no.

Me: Damn.