On the way to Elk Grove…
Dusters: Mine is bigger.
Rebel: No, mine is bigger.
Dusters: No, MINE is bigger!
Rebel: MINE IS!!!
Me: Uh, what are you guys talking about?
Slavegirl: Dusters’ is longer but yours has more girth.
On the way home from Elk Grove…
Slavegirl: Dusters runs around saying “I like sperm” and I keep telling him “sperm WHALES”
Rebel: You know what would be funny? If you said “sperm well” and it was a well full of sperms.
Dusters: Sperm WHALES.
I think it’s safe to assume these children are a slight bit odd. Although it’s also a sure bet they have absolutely no idea why Slavegirl and I find them to be so hilarious. Which is a good thing.