miscellany, music, old (2007)

shuffle survey for a snowy day

Since the weather sucks – a snowy topping to the coldest February in more than a decade and a week’s worth of subzero windchills – I thought I’d have some fun. Yes, I know. VeganMama having fun? Control yourselves. Enjoy laughing at the range of absurd “answers” in this Shuffle Survey… and reserve comments on how appropriate some of these turned out to be. [Cf. How does my sex life look?]

HOW AM I FEELING TODAY?
Jack Ass Ginger (Poi Dog Pondering)

WILL I GET FAR IN LIFE?
Tragedy (Emmylou Harris)

HOW DO MY FRIENDS SEE ME?
Boy in the Bubble (Detholz)

WHERE WILL I GET MARRIED?
Valley Winter Song (Fountains of Wayne)

WHAT IS MY BEST FRIEND’S THEME SONG?
Least Complicated (Indigo Girls)

WHAT IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE?
Cheated Hearts (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
Blitzkrieg (Metallica)

HOW CAN I GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
Transatlanticism (Death Cab for Cutie)

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT ME?
Direction (Interpol)

HOW IS TODAY GOING TO BE?
Steady As She Goes (The Raconteurs)

WHAT’S IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
Mantra (Tool)

WHAT SONG DESCRIBES MY PARENTS?
God Damn Shame (Ike Reilly)

MY GRANDPARENTS?
Hot Soft Light (The Hold Steady)

HOW IS MY LIFE GOING?
New Shoes (Paolo Nutini)

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
A Rush of Blood to the Head (Coldplay)

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE ME?
Polar Opposites (Modest Mouse)

WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Feeling’ All Right (Joe Cocker)

WHAT DO MY FRIENDS REALLY THINK ABOUT ME?
Set Yourself on Fire (Stars)

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER ME?
Stolen Away at 55th and 3rd (Dave Matthews Band)

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
Drunk Kid Catholic (Bright Eyes)

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
Doves and Civilians (Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

WILL I EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
New York City (watched pots)

WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
Dorothy at Forty (Cursive)

WHAT IS MY SIGNATURE DANCING SONG?
BYOB (System of a Down)

WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
All the Pretty Girls Go to the City (Spoon)

WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
Banking on a Myth (Andrew Bird)

WHAT TYPE OF MEN DO I LIKE?
Brothers Unaware (Live)

HOW DOES MY SEX LIFE LOOK?
Me and Jesus the Pimp in a ’79 Grenada Last Night (The Coup)

WOULD I MAKE A GOOD CATCH?
Less Than You Think (Wilco)

WILL I HAVE A GOOD LIFE IN GENERAL?
Sad Songs and Waltzes (Willie Nelson)

CAN MY CRUSH EVER REALLY LOVE ME?
Not For All the Love in the World (The Thrills)

CAN MY CRUSH AND I EVER BE MORE THAN FRIENDS?
I Don’t Know (Big Audio Dynamite)

WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME THIS WEEK?
Volcano (Damien Rice)

WHERE WILL I BE A YEAR FROM NOW?
Idiots Rule (Jane’s Addiction)

WHAT IS MY BIGGEST WISH?
Feel so Different (Sinead O’Connor)

WHAT IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DOING AT THIS VERY MOMENT?
El Ciervo Vulnerado (The Mars Volta)

HOW WILL I DIE?
Congratulations (Blue October)

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER I DIE?
Paper Wings (Rise Against)

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